Beef Knuckles

Some Jokes

Posted in Uncategorized by Dice on September 21, 2010

Here are some jokes my friend Aamer and I made up this week:
Q: What did Bob Marley do with PDF documents?
A: He rastarised them

Q: Why were the bitmap and jpeg fighting?
A: Because they couldn’t find a proper resolution.

Q: Why did the text box vote Greens?
A: Because it was left aligned.

Q: What do you call a present wrapped in newspaper?
A: A text wrap.

Q: What do designers call a handjob?
A: A 5pt stroke.

Q: What did the Swatch watch say when it was asked the time?
A: C=100 M=20 Y=15 K=0

Q: What is the latest trend in street art?
A: ⌘+V ups


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  1. Sarah said, on September 27, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Ha! I like these! I’m going to tell them Liz on Friday night!

  2. prettyprettyyumyum said, on September 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    i like them too, but i don’t get the last 2.

  3. Hon said, on September 29, 2010 at 5:52 am

    Yeah, the second last one doesn’t make much sense. I was clutching at straws by that time. The last one means paste ups!

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